scampthecorgi:

We have no idea what he’s doing…

scampthecorgi:

We have no idea what he’s doing…

cumfufighting:

when your sibling steals the prize out of the cereal box

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crackrock-kids:


my car broke down on the highway the other day but i got to watch a really nice sunset while i waited for the tow truck

crackrock-kids:

my car broke down on the highway the other day but i got to watch a really nice sunset while i waited for the tow truck

ishimarukiyotakeout:

”brah help me im falling off this cliff brah”

”but brah i cant grab your hand thats hand holding and thats gay brah”

”but brah-”

”brahbye brahther”

(Source: johnnyjokestar)

(Source: rouxx)

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

cashier: hello

me: reblog if you are a cashier

xehyun:

when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad

" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

(Source: xehyun)

Pro-lifer: Would you have wanted to be aborted
Me: Yes
me during the purge: (breaks all the strange and dated laws that police don't really enforce anymore. like that bullshit about not being able to keep a donkey in your bathtub? it's time to truly live.)
Any tips on how to get famous on Tumblr?
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bewbin:

Stay out of my territory

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

Girl: you're like a brother to me
Me: ...
Me: so u into incest

meanplastic:

I want to live in Paris Hilton’s $325000 Dog Mansion </3