moonkistprincess:

"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago

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ottercopter:

gourmetknights:

GameInformer took points off of X and Y’s review score because it ‘still feels like a Pokemon game’

Well what the fuck do they expect it to feel like

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averagefairy:

u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise

heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: holy shit

greatjaggi:

Every Dorito is a triangle but not every triangle is a Dorito

ahrned:

Me: Hey mom…

Mom: image

Me: Im gonna go do something fun and enjoyable….

Mom: image

carolxne:

she won’t leave me alone but she’s cute so it’s ok

carolxne:

she won’t leave me alone but she’s cute so it’s ok

spicyshimmy:

unanticipated changes made without warning to your social media site

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rte2:

She is a DOPE