white folks always tryna fuck around and summon a demon 

Everyone gets homesick sooner or later—who are you to judge?

(Source: blacksupervillain)

hey rich white teen side of tumblr y’all got any spare macbooks y’all wanna toss this way?

(Source: fatwink)


Tobias had recently been asked to address a group of depressed men who had been described over the phone as blue.

When u take off ya girls panties and she look at u like



if u see this i fucked ur dad

(Source: tastlesscoyote)

Me: *Is bad at video game*
Me: Wow, this game fuckin sucks

(Source: ticktoast)


(May 2010-August 2014) and on that day, God said: “let him not look like this anymore”


when u tryna help out ya ugly friend



I imagine fuck her right in the pussy guy has like a whole bunch of monitors set up at his house and has like cameras set up all around areas near him and he sits watching and waiting for a news reporter and when he sees one he’s like “it’s go time” and puts on that one hoody and uses his secret underground tunnels to get there super fast



Toffee was mad that he couldn’t fit in the kitten house so he squished it

the second cat looking at the camera like “do you see this bullshit?”